So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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