i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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