dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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