Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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