I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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