So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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