Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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