Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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