Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
