there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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