No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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