please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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