i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
wow bdsm is so cute
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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