How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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