try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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