i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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