I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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