Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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