loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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