...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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