If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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