have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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