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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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