So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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