High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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