I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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