its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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