I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
