..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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