My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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