I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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