just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
it was like eating out sand paper
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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