Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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