Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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