I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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