I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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