She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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