i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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