Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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