I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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