i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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