Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Farmville is her only friend.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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