Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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