The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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