I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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