And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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