who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
