heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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