come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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