Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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